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conker · Aug 14, 2005, 02:01 PM // 14:01

Here is the rating system -1 thumb up-bad 4 thumbs up superior(toes and hands)

Clean jokes- Yo mama so fat, when ever she sees a school bus, she yells "come back twinky!"-Numero Uno(#1)

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window, she got a ticket for mooning the cops..

will add more-yes im not the original people that made this i know, and i have alot of funny jokes just innopropriate for this site ... i guesss.. unless a moderator says its ok i will not put it... not racism-those are pretty stupid.. more yo mama jokes but innopropriate

nooby nooby · Aug 14, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12

yo momma is so black that when driving she got pulled over for tinted windows.

yo momma so black that when she went swimming in the beach people tought it was an oil spill.

yo momma is so black when she ran down the hill people tought it was a mud slide.

yo momma so fat when she goes to the theatres she sits nex to everyone.

yamyam of swad · Aug 14, 2005, 09:14 PM // 21:14

not impressed, grow up.

nooby nooby · Aug 14, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

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Originally Posted by yamyam of swad

not impressed, grow up.

now thats funny! nice one! 4 thumbs up!

a_scrawny_gnoll01 · Aug 15, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

Ahh, how original of everyone. Lets not use some brain power and come up with our own jokes, shall we? A little copy/paste/plagiarize is not impressive...

Anywho...

A Marine, an Airman, a Ranger, and a Navy Seal sit on the top of a burning building. The firefighters are below the building holding a net, and yell for them to jump one at a time.
The Seal looks down, unphased by the height, and jumps down. As he jumps, however, the firemen move out of the way and let him *thud* on the ground.
Next, the Airman looks down, and yells for them to stand still. He jumps down, only to meet the same fate as the Seal.
The Ranger is next in line, and looks at the Marine in disbelief. He shrugs, and jumps down to be rescued.
Same as above.
Now, the Marine looks down, completely aware of what is going on. He grins and shouts to the firefighters: "Alright, set the net on the ground! I don't trust you with moving it again!"

derrtyboy69 · Aug 15, 2005, 04:02 AM // 04:02

a black guy and a white guy are on top of a building. the white guy goes "watch this, when I jump off, the wind currents bring me back up to the top." so he jumps off, and comes straight back to the top of the building. the black guy goes "awesome", jumps off the building and dies. a guy sees his body on the street and goes "Supermans' been F*ckin with the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOs again"

apologies for the racism, im not a racist

Arturo02 · Aug 15, 2005, 05:41 AM // 05:41

what's the difference between and oral and a rectal thermometer?

the taste

HoodieRat · Aug 15, 2005, 12:59 PM // 12:59

what's the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket??
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the pick pocket snatches watches

midnyte13 · Aug 15, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18

Hoodie, 3 thumbs up...

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall....

DAMN!!!

Dumb Quixote · Aug 15, 2005, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: They think we care.

Lampshade · Aug 15, 2005, 09:48 PM // 21:48

lol nice Dumb. 3 Thumbs.

Shadow Dude · Aug 16, 2005, 12:17 AM // 00:17

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Originally Posted by Lampshade

lol nice Dumb. 3 Thumbs.

lol

corax5 · Aug 16, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40

ROFLMAO at that pic. 5 thumbs up.
3 thumbs up to a scrawny gnoll

Heres mine:
A guy is sitting in a pub drinkin his pint when nature calls, not wanting anyone to finish his drink whiles he's in the toilet he leaves a note saying, "I spat in this drink". So off he goes to the toilet reashured that his drink is safe. When he gets back he sees another note attached to his drink saying, "So did I."

You may have herd this one, but its still funny:
Three friends are out walking when they stumble upon a magic slide, there is a note saying "Slide down into the pool and your wish will be waiting, 3 wishes left" So the friends, overjoyed, climb to the top of the stairs, the first guy slides down and shouts, "MONEY!", so when he lands in the pool, it is full of money, so he gathers it all up and leaves, the second guy slides down the slide, and shouts, "WOMEN!", so when he lands, he is surrounded by beautiful women, he walks off happily. The third guy comes to the slide, and not thinking, shouts, "WEEEEEEE!!!!"

Experiment_Jon · Aug 16, 2005, 07:30 AM // 07:30

First one: 2 thumbs
Second one: I dont get it. Sorry.

Ok, heres one. Sorta old, but whatever:

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim, is already in the US.

And another. This one was told to me by a friend. A very sadistic friend. It isn't even funny. Just so stupid.

Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees!

Yeah, thats horrible...

MCS · Aug 16, 2005, 09:38 AM // 09:38

Dead baby jokes :\

After playing sc, d2, and wc3 spending the majority of my extra time insulting the dudes pretending to be chicks in channel "sex" I've heard just about every jew, black, or dead baby joke there is.

Etaisella · Aug 16, 2005, 09:56 AM // 09:56

A black guy is wondering the desert for three days without anything to drink untill one day he stumbles upon an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and out comes a Djinni! The djinni tells him he'll fulfill 3 wishes, so the black guy says:
1.To be white
2.To have lots of water
3.To have dem girls sittin' all ovah meh!
So the Djinni turns him into a Toilet

2nd one (Kinda Dirty so watch out)

This Hunter goes hunting in the forest one day. As he is walking peacfully a bear appears right infront of his face! So as a reflex he hits the bear with the back of his shotgun, knocking the bear into a pit covered by bushes. When he goes to check if the bear is in the pit, he dosent see him, so he turns around to see the bear he hit and 2 other bears looking at him with threatning looks. One of them tells him: "So thats how it is Eh, hitting my brother like that, now me andmy friends are gonna commit sodemy on your white ass so ull never do it again! So do they do their thing, and then finish up and run away. But then as he waks back to his car, he sees another bear and hits it with the back of his shotgun knocking him into ANOTHER pit. He again goes to check if hes there only to find him and 5 other bears right behind him. And they tell him the exact same thing, and do it too :S. Then, they run away leaving the HUnter totaly angry and humiliated. As he walks back to his car he sees yet ANOTHER bear and knocks him into yet ANOTHER pit. He goes to check if hes there, only to find him and 10 other bears right behind him. One bear start talking, but this time all he says is: "You didnt come here to hunt today did you?"

Sorry for any grammer/spelling mistakes im kinda tired.

conker · Aug 20, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18

yo mamas like a shotgun, two c**ks -u know the word, and shes redy to blow lmao

EchoSex · Aug 20, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

Being a gun enthusianst I can't rate that high 'cause it's wrong x.x It's one action, or kock (Yeah, you gotta spell it that way here) when you hear the "Cha-chunk." If it were two, you'd have wasted a shell.

chris_nin00 · Aug 20, 2005, 10:24 PM // 22:24

your mamma is so ugly she looks like this--->

I know.... its the greatest joke ever.

Lord of the Nazgul · Aug 20, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37

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Originally Posted by Lampshade

lol nice Dumb. 3 Thumbs.

Sorry guys, I've just gotta put this in again cuz its hilarious!